Fully Half Emty Story of Renjuna
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description on how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch…………….you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
I am nobody who will become somebody when I wanna be
Mun
June 27th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I guess if a man goes into a “Wife For Sale” shop, he would have gone to the top floor too hoping to get a perfect wife…
Geek-kO
June 27th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Yeah … i think so… but that’s just a joke actually but with the meanest meaning for us to do self reflection….
Charlei Miller
June 30th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Could not agee with you more..
Jac
July 18th, 2009 at 5:22 am
It is solely because you cannot trust a man.
Jac
July 18th, 2009 at 5:36 am
They are not what they pretend to be.
dimau
December 20th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
in the men’s store the sign reads:
Floor 1 - Women who like sex.
Floor 2 - Women who like sex and also have a nice body.
Floor 2 to 6. No man ever visited them.
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February 14th, 2010 at 1:16 am
“We’re out of gas?”
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