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Congratulation for the successful applicant…
Wow…. after our x-health minister.. some of our folks there did it again…………………
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-THE STAR -TWO sex video clips, believed to be of residents from two new villages near Segamat, are being widely circulated in the town, China Press reported.
Burned into VCDs, the first clip is entitled Newly Married Special Collection and shows a woman, believed to be a mother of two, performing oral sex on her husband before having intercourse.
The duo are believed to have taken the six-minute clip on their wedding day.
The second video clip entitled Local People III, involves a woman in her 20s which was recorded in a hotel room. The face of the man cannot be seen in the video.
Both clips are believed to have been recorded using mobile phones and some residents had burned the clips onto VCD.
This is what we’re waiting for … but MP Ahmad Shabery is no match for DSAI…
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THE STAR – KUALA LUMPUR:
A “fuel duel” has been set up.
Information Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek and PKR adviser Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim will face off over the recent fuel price increase.
And it may be shown live on television.
Debate organiser Agenda Daily has received confirmation from both men that they will participate in the debate at 9pm at the Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka on July 15. The topic is “Hari Ini Membentuk Kerajaan, Esok Turun Harga Minyak.” (Form a Government today and reduce the price of oil tomorrow).
Ahmad Shabery said that he agreed to the debate as he felt that it was his responsibility to explain government policies to the people.
“This is an opportunity to inform the people of the many misleading and irresponsible statements being made against government decisions. I am ready for the debate,” he said.
Asked if RTM would telecast the debate, Ahmad Shabery said he would not abuse his power to direct the station to do so.
“However, I do not mind if other channels want to take up the offer,” he said.
Agenda Daily editor Hanafiah Man said negotiations were going on with a number of TV stations to air the debate live.
“We have received confirmation from the minister two days ago while Anwar’s side has given a positive verbal reply.
“This is an opportunity for each side to explain and defend their arguments – one side to justify the Government’s decision to raise fuel prices and the other claiming the prices will go down if the Opposition gets into power,” Hanafiah said yesterday.
Anwar had recently said that if the Pakatan Rakyat (PR) coalition took over the government, it would reduce fuel prices the very next day, adding that PR would announce the mechanism at the appropriate time and that he would resign if he failed to do so.
Using the US presidential elections debate format, Hanafiah said that a moderator would be appointed soon while Ahmad Shabery and Anwar would each select a journalist to join in the panel to ask questions.
“Only 200 people will be invited while our two debaters will be allowed to bring along 50 guests each,” he added.
This joke is nothing to do with Negeri Sembilan people….. since i believe laughter is best medicine and for me Sharing is Caring, so it’ll be good to share with all the people in bloggespheres……………..
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Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai Teluk Kemang, Port Dickson. Then, berlakulah perbualan berikut:-
Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..?
Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..?
Dara : Sajo, yo…abangggg. .eden ado satu toka toki nih..??
Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??
Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek eden..kono jawab dongan botul tau²….
Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..
Dara : Kalau abang botul² pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro burung dan kapa torobang ?
Teruna : umangg aiiii…Sonang eh….burung bondo idup, kapa torobang tidak..botul tak ?
Dara : Salah… cubo laei..
Teruna : Burung kocik dan kapa torobang bosa gilo…….
Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau
Teruna : Burung ringan…kapa torobang boghek gilo….
Dara : somuo eh salah…!! apo la punyo lombab.. hahahahah.
Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh..??
Dara : Dongar botul² yo..
Kapa Torobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk…
‘BURUNG’ lak makin naik makin memBOSARRRRRRRRRRRR …..!!
hwah..hwah.. hwah..tak gitu…
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