I found this joke this morning while surfing the Yahoo Jokes. Just to share with you all and sometime it’s true what people always say, “Laughter is the Best Medicine”.

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A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. “This,” he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste.”After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. “If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth.”
 
 

 

 

 

Just after the recent application oleh warga emas was kept ‘KIV’ status, Terengganu surprised us again by Land Broker intentioned to wed another girl to become his 4th wife. Mahkamah Tinggi Syariah Kuala Terengganu according to Harian Metro has approved the application by Abu Bakar Embong from Manir.

 

This recently cased is one of the top news since Mr Mohamed Nor application to wed another girl was put on hold waiting to the evidences which will be given by him to Syaria’ Court.

 

Geeko Says: May be this also ‘Tanda-tanda Kiamat’ di mana terdapatnya perbezaan yang tinggi di antara kaum Adam dan Kaum Hawa menyebabkan banyak kes-kes Poligami happen nowdays.

 

Please Refer this…

 

Jangan lupa untuk sama-sama kita saksikan ‘pertemuan’ yang saya jangka menarik dan bolehlah dianggapkan lebih menarik daripada perlawanan Euro 2008 awal pagi semalam antara Italy vs Holland.

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KUALA LUMPUR, 9 Jun 2008 - Ketua Pemuda PAS, Salahuddin Ayub akan muncul di kaca televisyen menerusi rancangan “Bersemuka” TV1 bagi mendebatkan isu kenaikan harga minyak malam ini 10 hb Jun 2008.

Salahuddin akan berbalas hujah dengan Menteri Hal Ehwal Pengguna, Dato’ Shahril Samad berhubung rasional kerajaan menstrukturkan semula harga bahan api sehingga mengakibatkan kenaikan mendadak harga runcit petrol dan diesel 5 Jun lalu.

Rancangan “Bersemuka” itu akan disiarkan secara langsung oleh TV1 mulai jam 9.30 malam.- Sumber – HARAKAH

 

I can’t stop laughing when I read the news below. As far as I know, PETRONAS not monopoly the NGV market. Malaysia government who is PETRONAS major shareholder (in fact the only one) had asked PETRONAS to build 200  stations which are capable of supplying the NGV and by doing this indirectly helping Malaysian. (macam kes Paksa Rela la nih)

 

For PETEKMA, please be informed that the price RM 0.68 per liter is the price before subsidise and I’m very sure that other producers such as EXXONMOBIL or SHELL would not ready to give that price or even start the NGV business here. (FYI – NGV,LPG,LNG, Petrol, Diesel, JET-Oil, Lubricants are really-really different things…)

 

And honestly one thing that I really pissed-off and really  f**k**g  angry is  to all Malaysian who still choose other than PETRONAS to fire-up their vehicles even after PETRONAS has constantly contributed approximately 35 % of government incomes every past year. That’s mean PETRONAS has returned back the profit + ‘wang saguhati’ + helping managing the country and give it all back to all rakyat through government .

 

In easy words, PETRONAS is paying one third (1/3) of our PM salary, police salary, have a 1/3 share in development project in Malaysia (mungkin boleh juga consider kalau jalan raya ada 6 lanes, 2 lanes adalah milik PETRONAS) and contributing one third of Teacher’s wages who is teaching all Malaysian here and bla…. blaaa… bla (this would be never ending list) .

 

To all Malaysian who still don’t know or pretend not knowing anything, more that 30 % of PETRONAS incomes derived from overseas operation and this means PETRONAS has stretch their hands like hell (particularly in third world country) to serve to all Malaysian.

 

For me as ordinary Malaysian ..  nothing more to say except BRAVO and BIG THANK YOU to PETRONAS.

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 BERNAMA : Petekma, the association for taxi drivers and taxi/limousine operators, today called on the government to put an end to the monopoly enjoyed by Petronas in selling natural gas for vehicles (NGV).

The president Mohd Shahrir Abd Aziz said trade in the fuel should be opened to more parties as there was a dearth of petrol stations selling NGV. “Using NGV is a more cost-effective option for us compared to petrol or diesel,” he said.  read here

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v3/news.php?id=337421

 

 

Nadal has chalked his name on Clay Court history by winning French Open title. He has  outplayed Federer  on Sunday, beating him 6-1, 6-3, 6-0 to win a fourth consecutive title at Roland Garros.

During the trophy ceremony following the most lopsided men’s final at the French Open since 1977, and at any Grand Slam since 1984, Nadal felt compelled to say: “Roger, I’m sorry.”

 “He dominated from the first point until the end,” said Federer, who hadn’t lost a 6-0 set since 1999, and hadn’t won fewer than five games in a match since 2002. “It’s the strongest Rafa that I’ve ever seen. He was more dominant than the previous years.”

Sunday’s victory also makes Nadal:

— 28-0 for his career at the French Open;

— 115-2 on clay since April 2005;

— 22-1 in clay-court finals.

 “I am humble,” Nadal said, “but the numbers are the numbers.”

His match statistics against Federer were stunning, the sort that make you want to go back and reread them.

Nadal held break points in 10 of Federer’s 11 service games, converting eight times. He won the point 24 of the 42 times Federer went to the net. He won 16 of the 24 points that lasted 10 or more strokes, according to an unofficial tally compiled by The Associated Press.

Most tellingly, Federer finished with 35 unforced errors, Nadal with seven. Yes, seven.

WITH ONLY SEVEN UNFORCED ERRORS….  NO DOUBT THAT RAFAEL NADAL IS TRULLY ‘CLAY COURT’ KING…

Source: Yahoo News

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