This is what we’re waiting for … but MP Ahmad Shabery is no match for DSAI…

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THE STAR – KUALA LUMPUR:

A “fuel duel” has been set up.

Information Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek and PKR adviser Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim will face off over the recent fuel price increase.

And it may be shown live on television.

Debate organiser Agenda Daily has received confirmation from both men that they will participate in the debate at 9pm at the Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka on July 15. The topic is “Hari Ini Membentuk Kerajaan, Esok Turun Harga Minyak.” (Form a Government today and reduce the price of oil tomorrow).

Ahmad Shabery said that he agreed to the debate as he felt that it was his responsibility to explain government policies to the people.

“This is an opportunity to inform the people of the many misleading and irresponsible statements being made against government decisions. I am ready for the debate,” he said.

Asked if RTM would telecast the debate, Ahmad Shabery said he would not abuse his power to direct the station to do so.

“However, I do not mind if other channels want to take up the offer,” he said.

Agenda Daily editor Hanafiah Man said negotiations were going on with a number of TV stations to air the debate live.

“We have received confirmation from the minister two days ago while Anwar’s side has given a positive verbal reply.

“This is an opportunity for each side to explain and defend their arguments – one side to justify the Government’s decision to raise fuel prices and the other claiming the prices will go down if the Opposition gets into power,” Hanafiah said yesterday.

Anwar had recently said that if the Pakatan Rakyat (PR) coalition took over the government, it would reduce fuel prices the very next day, adding that PR would announce the mechanism at the appropriate time and that he would resign if he failed to do so.

Using the US presidential elections debate format, Hanafiah said that a moderator would be appointed soon while Ahmad Shabery and Anwar would each select a journalist to join in the panel to ask questions.

“Only 200 people will be invited while our two debaters will be allowed to bring along 50 guests each,” he added.

 

This joke is nothing to do with Negeri Sembilan people….. since i believe laughter is best medicine and for me Sharing is Caring, so it’ll be good to share with all the people in bloggespheres……………..

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Pada suatu petang sepasang teruna dan dara duduk di bawah sepohon pokok sambil menikmati suasana indah di tepi pantai Teluk Kemang, Port Dickson. Then, berlakulah perbualan berikut:-

Dara : Abang sayang tak kek den..?

Teruna : Dah tontulah sayang..apo hal eh pulak tanyo nih..?

Dara : Sajo, yo…abangggg. .eden ado satu toka toki nih..??

Teruna : Apo bondo eh ??

Dara : Kalau abang sayang kek eden..kono jawab dongan botul tau²….

Teruna : Abang cubolah.. camano tuh..

Dara : Kalau abang botul² pandai..cubo sobutkan bezo eh antaro burung dan kapa torobang ?

Teruna : umangg aiiii…Sonang eh….burung bondo idup, kapa torobang tidak..botul tak ?

Dara : Salah… cubo laei..

Teruna : Burung kocik dan kapa torobang bosa gilo…….

Dara : Salahhhhhhhhhh. . cubo laei..ni poluang terakhir tau

Teruna : Burung ringan…kapa torobang boghek gilo….

Dara : somuo eh salah…!! apo la punyo lombab.. hahahahah.

Teruna : Apo nih..somuo eh salah..apo jawapan ehh..??

Dara : Dongar botul² yo..

Kapa Torobang bilo naik..makin lamo makin kocikk…

‘BURUNG’ lak makin naik makin memBOSARRRRRRRRRRRR …..!!
hwah..hwah.. hwah..tak gitu…

————-no offend to everyone—————————-

 

I came across a good point today when i ran through my book about the autobiography of Jack Welch – Straight From the Gut. I’ve completed reading this book last year but this morning, when I did the Spring Cleaning at my room, I found it beneath of my DVDs and start flipping through the book again.

If you doesn’t know who’s JACK WELCH is ; then probably you’re a student or if you’re on job, you’re no white collar worker. Jack Welch is previous CEO of General Electric. He’s like Tiger Woods of management and I believe all CEOs want to emulate him. He’s more like an American Treasure and give a leadership a new meaning as he took GE from an industrial giant and turned it into Industrial colossus.

Ok we stop here …. and probably if you want to know more about Jack Welch you can Google it later..

The good note I’ve got this morning from the book is during his tenures as CEO of GE, Mr Welch only had Four Initiatives , which were the followings:-

  • Globalization
  • Services
  • Six-Sigma and
  • E-Business

Can you believe it … ONLY FOUR INITIATIVE in 20 ++ years…..  according to him, initiative live forever and they create fundamental change in a company. They build on one another and everything in the GE operating system  reinforces them. On the other hand, short term tactical moves are needed to revitalize and energize a function or company. Some examples of the tactical he made were upgraded sourcing leadership and globalized suppliers, reduced foreign service employees, reduced internal travel, using the internet and many more.

The philosophy is simple according to him, the quantity of  initiative in not important BUT understanding the difference between the fundamental and the quick-fix (short term tactic to move the initiative) help an organization stay focused. The important word here is stay FOCUS.

FYI, I have actually experienced this whereby too many initiatives to work-on and I believe these have made me really exhausted and OUT of FOCUS.

Out of Focus….  i’m in trouble now…

 

Cikgu bertanya kepada murid-muridnya, “Siapa yang pandai membilang?”

Seman mengangkat tangan.

“Betul ke kamu pandai membilang?”

“Tahu Cikgu. Ayah yang ajar.”

“Baik, cuba kita lihat. Selepas tiga, berapa?”

“Empat.”

“Bagus. Selepas enam?”

“Tujuh.”

” Selepas sembilan?”

“Sepuluh…”, jawab Seman.

“Bagus sekali. Rupanya ayah kamu benar-benar tahu bagaimana mengajar membilang. Selepas sepuluh berapa?” tanya Cikgu lagi.

Dengan senyum penuh keyakinan, Seman menjawab, “Jack, Queen, dan King.”

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description on how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch…………….you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


-  SO, Don’t be too choosy girl…………..

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