A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.  

“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.  

“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

 

Fernando Alonso took his first victory of the season in the floodlit Singapore Grand Prix, Formula One’s first night race. The Renault driver’s win was scripted by a combination of his aggressive approach and a superb strategy that took advantage when the safety car was deployed after Nelson Piquet Jnr crashed out on lap 15.

Nico Rosberg took second, just under three seconds behind in the Williams, while McLaren’s Lewis Hamilton took third to extend his lead in the drivers’ championship to seven points. Hamilton’s closest rival Felipe Massa led in the early stages before his race was derailed by an incident in the pitlane during while the safety car was out.

Massa was given the green light to leave the pits too early and ended up dragging the fuel hose away with him, knocking some of his Ferrari crew out of the way in the process. The Brazilian, who began the race just one point behind Hamilton, stopped and waited for assistance and, after his mechanics had caught up and struggled to remove the hose, rejoined at the back of the field. He eventually finished out of the points in 13th.

The day very much belonged to Alonso, who started from 15th on the grid after fuel feed problems hampered his qualifying campaign.

My favourites; BMW’s Robert Kubica was fourth after the first round of stops, because he was penalised with stop-go penalties for pitting under safety car conditions before clearance was given, although they had been forced into those stops due to lack of fuel. His partner Nick Heidfeld finished sixth

Ferrari’s miserable race was completed when Kimi Raikkonen, who was running fifth at the time, crashed out with just four laps remaining. The Finn launched from the second kerb on turn 10 and was unable to recover sufficiently before ploughing into the wall.

FULL RESULT

Result:
01 F. Alonso Renault 1:57:16.304 
02 N. Rosberg Williams + 2.957 
03 L. Hamilton McLaren + 5.917 
04 T. Glock Toyota + 8.155 
05 S. Vettel Scuderia Toro Rosso + 10.268 
06 N. Heidfeld BMW + 11.101 
07 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 16.387 
08 K. Nakajima Williams + 18.489 
09 J. Button Honda + 19.885 
10 H. Kovalainen McLaren + 26.902 
11 R. Kubica BMW + 27.975 
12 S. Bourdais Scuderia Toro Rosso + 29.432 
13 F. Massa Ferrari + 35.170 
14 G. Fisichella Force India F1 + 43.571 

Did not finish 
15 K. Räikkönen Ferrari + 4 laps 
16 J. Trulli Toyota + 11 laps 
17 A. Sutil Force India F1 + 12 laps 
18 M. Webber Red Bull + 32 laps 
19 R. Barrichello Honda + 46 laps 
20 N. Piquet jr. Renault + 47 laps

 

There must be one good reason why those signage has been installed there and I hope there must live and death reason why the hawker starts their business there. But sadly to say, this is trully Malaysian (not all actually.)

:-)  When God said that fortunes are everywhere, HE didn’t mean you have to do what the hawker did in the picture above.( running the business at illegal area like that).

Note : Picture taken near to Petrochemical Complexs in Kerteh.

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