For those who have noticed that Top Story in today The Star Online is a “Kangkung” story quoted by newly-elected deputy president Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek. He said this when elaborating on his pledge that he would behave like the party’s number two, adding that he knew his station well.
Dr Chua, a doctor by training, also got the central delegates in stitches when he told them that kangkung (weng chai in Mandarin) was a healthy food provided you did not cook it with too much belacan.
Dr Chua (chua is pronounced as cai or vegetable in Mandarin) and Ong (whose surname is pronounced as weng in Mandarin) saw their supporters using the vegetable tag to project them as the future president and deputy president at the height of the party’s election campaign.
But below is not ordinary “kangkung” story because this story or joke has been so popular during my old time at MRSMPC.
There it goes…
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Tipah Makan Kangkung
Di sebuah kampung jauh di pendalaman Malaysia ada sepasang kekasih yang baru mendirikan rumah tangga bernama Amran dan Tipah.
Pada malam pertama perkahwinan mereka, puas Tipah ajak Amran untuk ‘bersama’.. tapi Amran tetap menolak.. maklumlah penat seharian melayan tetamu tambah lagi perjalanan untuk ke rumah Tipah mengambil masa lebih lapan jam… ajak punye ajak tetap Amran tolak …….Geram punye pasal, Tipah pun terus hisap Amran punye ‘BARANG’…. Disebabkan Amran ni lurus punye orang…die pun terfikir…” iish.. barang bini aku ni ade gigi ke..”
Dipendekkan cerita esok pagi sewaktu mandi.. (diorang ni mandi kat perigi.. maklumlah rumah kawasan pendalaman. Tipah dah gi mandi dulu dan dia nampak Amran datang.. disebabkan mandi bogel dan malu punye pasal, Tipah terus tarik kangkung yang ade tepi perigi tu untuk tutup die punye ‘barang’.. bila Amran nampak je die pun terus terkejut.. “kompom” barang’ bini aku ade gigi… siap boleh makan kangkung lagi….!!!…
hahahaa… lawak tak ?
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