Chinese and Spielberg

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Jul 212009
 

I received this joke from one of my fren. It’s good to share to all:-

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One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says “You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

Note : This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain .

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Lelaki Ini

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Jul 192009
 

ikhwan @ maya hotel …

ikmal @ old house in rantau petronas

My two boys beside my two girls (dina + my wife).

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Almost 5

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Jul 172009
 

Yupp… my only daughter, Dina is approaching 5 years old.

We are sending her at Kiddy near my house  because of her cousin also attending the same kiddy centre. She is more quite an ‘art’ person with the ability to draw, singing, dancing and taking a photo. With that, the easiest way to make her sleep at night is by doing the math exercise or reading ‘iqraq’ ( try to tune her to the ‘different’ line)

So far she is very good with her younger brothers and quite close to me compare to her Ummi. Her favourites activity is watching the 613 channel of astro and ask me to draw something for her..

and … can you believe that Dina already ‘hafal’ all the theme song for cartoon series in Channel 611 and 613 including japanese language’s Three Ninja, Ultraman Gaia and Hagemaru… but still her current favourites song is I’m YOURS ( the song sang by Akim of AF)

There’s two things I know for sure:
She was sent here from heaven and she’s daddy’s little girl.

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Week’s Gone

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Jul 162009
 

Yeeehaaaa … tomorrow is a holiday and this coming monday also a holiday in Terengganu. After one full week with training, in-house training, tender evaluation exercise and many meetings, I finally got a long weekend to recharge myself.

This week to do list : -

- finish up my landscaping activities.

- unbox of my books and put it back to where it supposed to be. ie a new bold bookshelf.

- Maybe to replace my Car Stereo with a new one. ( Can U imagine that i still use a cassette player in my car)

- Prepare a presentation pack of a new initiative for my company.

- polish-up my tender document for my two projects.

- family time ( not making another member of family ok…)

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MU is Over and the winner is…

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Jul 142009
 

PAS retained the Manik Urai state seat in Kelantan after its candidate Mohd Fauzi Abdullah defeated Barisan Nasional’s Tuan Aziz Tuan Mat with a majority vote of 65, in a by-election Tuesday. Mohd Fauzi, 50, polled 5,348 votes while Tuan Aziz , 39, obtained 5,283 votes.

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